Paintball is Painfully Dangerous

I took this picture from a stretcher. Paintball hurts a lot. Make sure you wear a cup or two over your twig & berries because a direct hit in your mid-section will render you soprano.

he was just 16 when he decided to be a star
>dropped outta high school and picked up a guitar
>traveled away down south many moons and and many miles
>to the home of the blues
>New Orleans style.
>
>he stood on a corner and played 'til his fingers was raw
>people was late for work cuz the wonder they saw
>some gave a dime and some gave a quarter
>but the most curious gift he got was from a man with a recorder
>
>Man said come here, boy and tell me who you are
>you keep playin' like that and I'll make you a star
>they call me Chicken Bone on the south side o' chicago
>tell me where to go, I'll be there tomorrow.
>
>next day in studio 13 Chicken Bone played what he knew
>devil blues, country and a little rockabilly too.
>Hot damn! Boss yelled you shonuff play fine
>take this here pen and put it to this here dotted line
>
>No suh can't do that. my gift is my own
>I'll share it with the world through my own microphone.
>Eyes filled with fire, claws scratching his desk
>Man said sign here, boy, this is not a test.
>
>Sorry sir, but I really must be on my way
>Then he closed the door behind him he was off toward another day
>Chicken Bone grinned slyly cuz he knew what he had done
>He had stood face to face with the devil and the poor boy had won.

graduation in early may. I ain´t the only one who makes funny faces.

here´s the group of students i went with. we waited for almost 3 hours before we suited up but most seemed to forget the waiting after they fell from the plane.

you can almost see my brain my nostrils are so big. I was at about 3000´when this pic was snapped. good time, but catch a 6´ anywhere and you will feel better. people often ask "is skydiving better than sex?" My repy is, "It's better than bad sex." and we all know what that is like.

third time jumping out a plane

the canopy lackeys made sure they made sweet sweet love to the canopies before each use. I landed with no problems save a wicked headache.